In college he had sex with such a large, unkept woman, that he was picking dingle apples out of his teeth for days.
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Get the Dingle Apple mug.Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.
If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.
Apple humor examples
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
"Hey guys... I really really love apples"
"Apples taste amazing"
"Oh yeah those cute apples"
"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"
"I want to marry that apple"
"I once dated an apple"
by Verby February 17, 2022
Get the Apple Humor mug.An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.
My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.
by Jedthurman March 2, 2022
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