anally fashioned

1) A lover of high fashion. Someone who hates Old Navy clothing.

2) Fashioned like an anus, therefore making him an asshole.

Kris made fun of my Old Navy capri pants, he is so anally fashioned.

by i heart ladies night September 18, 2008

Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 06, 2011

anal heat

The burning sensation that occurs when passing a load after eating spicy food.

There was enough anal heat in the stall to light my blunt.

by Eddey Robinson March 02, 2007

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

Anal Mist

A sprinkler-like evacuation expelled from the anus in a frantic and violent eruption, resulting from extreme excitement... And too much Sauce.

I went to Sam Roberts', he showed me Joates, that gave me Anal mist.

by ScapManSteve May 15, 2009

anal cabaret

this was a tribute album to soft cell
put out by leather strip. But I've heard it used to describe an all male drunken orgy and sometimes in conjuction with "barebacking"

me and a friend go over to her house. when we arrive her little brothers room turned into an "anal cabaret".

by synthetik_smurf August 15, 2005

Anal Nut

The ejaculate produced during anal intercourse. Similar in color to sperm but with a different texture and taste, but with the same great quality

I fucked him so hard he nutted from his ass and I licked off. Anal Nut Yum!

by Gay Hood White Bull January 10, 2012