anal ramage

rough butt sex.

we had some hard core anal ramage last night.

by mamajay March 6, 2009

anal heat

The burning sensation that occurs when passing a load after eating spicy food.

There was enough anal heat in the stall to light my blunt.

by Eddey Robinson March 3, 2007

anal gagging

When you're trying to poop, but your anus has spasms similar to gagging. This often happens when you eat too many spicy foods and typically happens towards the end of a bad case of Fiarrhea

After a bout of fiarrhea I was dealing with anal gagging and dry heaving as my bowels attempted to expell the remnants of the Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust powder coating the walls of my colon.

by Dr Asspasm May 15, 2017

Anal Lament

A fear of the buttocks.

Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 6, 2011

Anal Vibe

The vibe a man gets from a woman just by looking at her, which implies that she would be in to anal sex.

"Man, check out that hottie! She's totally giving me an anal vibe."

"Don't you think that chick in the red is totally giving off an anal vibe?"

by Sillyist December 2, 2009