anal gagging

When you're trying to poop, but your anus has spasms similar to gagging. This often happens when you eat too many spicy foods and typically happens towards the end of a bad case of Fiarrhea

After a bout of fiarrhea I was dealing with anal gagging and dry heaving as my bowels attempted to expell the remnants of the Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust powder coating the walls of my colon.

by Dr Asspasm May 15, 2017

Anal Vibe

The vibe a man gets from a woman just by looking at her, which implies that she would be in to anal sex.

"Man, check out that hottie! She's totally giving me an anal vibe."

"Don't you think that chick in the red is totally giving off an anal vibe?"

by Sillyist December 2, 2009

Anal Lament

A fear of the buttocks.

Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

anal cabaret

this was a tribute album to soft cell
put out by leather strip. But I've heard it used to describe an all male drunken orgy and sometimes in conjuction with "barebacking"

me and a friend go over to her house. when we arrive her little brothers room turned into an "anal cabaret".

by synthetik_smurf September 7, 2005

Anal prospector

Man or woman searching fellow humans anuses for precious metals or fossils.

Mother: Billy told me yesterday that he is thinking about becaming anal prospector!
Father: Well, good for him.
Mother: I know! At the age of 12 he would be the youngest anal prospector in centuries!

by Nikolai Nietzsche August 6, 2011

Anal Mist

A sprinkler-like evacuation expelled from the anus in a frantic and violent eruption, resulting from extreme excitement... And too much Sauce.

I went to Sam Roberts', he showed me Joates, that gave me Anal mist.

by ScapManSteve May 14, 2009

Anally Ravaged

When you get destroyed at a sport/game/ or event so hard that it is equivilant to having your butt mauled by an animal

The Dutch anally ravaged Spain in the 2014 Brazil games, with a 5-1 win.

by ThePhenakist June 13, 2014