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Gentleman Asshole

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.
"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.
“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
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Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus
My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!
by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022
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Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021
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donkey asshole

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022
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Reverse Asshole

When a person is being so nice that is makes other people uncomfortable.
Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023
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