Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

by Alby2141 November 19, 2022

apple freak

Men that like woman with a fat ass

"Do you like skinny girls"? Nah I'm an apple freak

by joeybiggz April 3, 2016

apple-backer

One who has been apple-backed

Aww dawg, I just apple-backed you so hard! Now who's the apple-backer!?

by Golden Delicious The Second January 9, 2009

apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.

I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.

by Revolution April 26, 2019

apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes

It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes

by Rachox August 8, 2015

Apple Humor

Someone that has very weird humor , commonly will like apples and have some random rivalry with oranges , they also might have discord for some reason other to share that they like apples.

Their thirst for apples is agonizing , making apples everything about their lifestyle . An example of someone who someone who has apple humor is Verby, a man obsessed with apples.

If you see someone like this from a five-feet radius, start running away because looking at one of them will immediately have them talk about the history and lore of apples.

Apple humor examples

"Hey guys... I really really love apples"

"Apples taste amazing"

"Oh yeah those cute apples"

"Aaaa those apples I really want to-"

"I want to marry that apple"

"I once dated an apple"

by Verby February 17, 2022

APPLE THE DOG

A dog that is fat and cute af. She a apple because dat her name. She always makers you happy even if ur down. She can always make ur day with the stupid things she does.

YO LOOK AT DAT APPLE THE DOG OVER DERE SHE FAT BUT ALSO CUTE.

by Bandgoofball July 7, 2019