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butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.
"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."
by arf_burnt January 27, 2010
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Clock butt

A butt so fine you can tell time by looking at it.
Damn girl, show me that clock butt!
I need a clock butt to find out if i'm late for the meeting.
by etang600 November 17, 2018
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brickle butt

when you've eaten incredibly spicy foods and drank a lot of IPA and your rectum burns from shitting so bad that it bleeds
Little Johnnie's trip to the cantina last night afforded him a severe case of brickle butt so bad he couldn't get to school.
by mother punster July 7, 2012
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Toe-in-the-butt

A game whereas a son-in-law tries to shove his big toe in the butt cheeks’ of his in-laws.
Hey Cheryl, would you like to play Toe-in-the-butt? My big toe needs to fill a hole.
by TITB Reigning Champ February 1, 2022
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Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Butt Nemesis

Two or more people who just recently got out of a homosexual relationships who wish to slit each other's throat instated of anal penetration.
A: How are Drew and Andrew? Are they still going out?
B: No, they are butt nemesis now, they wouldn't even be in the same room, not even with other people.
A: Ouch.
by Ticki October 2, 2011
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Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.
How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.
by B-rizzle October 8, 2019
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