weed thoughts

next level thinking you can only access when your high on marijuwania.

Hey guys!

What gav?

if water is reflective, and we are 96% water, why am i not a mirror?

Hahah, gavs having weed thoughts!

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Killer weed

Weed laced / sprinkled with PCP

That killer weed we smoked last night sent me to another dimension

by PsychedMF July 30, 2021

prick weed

someone who is both a arrogant and physicaly weak

mak that little asshole is a shitbag

ya hes a real fucking prick weed

by stephen shaw August 3, 2007

weed hacker

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")

Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.

by pumpkinking97 October 26, 2013

Weed Rat

A grimy rat based human who spends their money on weed before paying a roommate for expenses such as utilities or rent.

Roommate 1: Ayyy man, can you sauce me for this month's rent?
Roommate 2: Nah, I spent it all on weed.
Roommate 1: You Weed Rat!

by SkoopiteePoop April 22, 2019

Gang Weed

"Gamer Joker, also known as Gamers Rise Up and We Live in a Society, is an image macro series featuring depictions of the DC Comics supervillain Joker accompanied by intentionally edgy or cringeworthy captions. The memes typically praise video game enthusiasts and criticize women named Veronica who friendzone them in favor of dating "jocks". Examples of the meme are frequently submitted to the Gang Weed Facebook page."

Source:
KnowYourMeme - Gamer Joker

Dude #1:"We live in a society where getting friendzoned by Veronicas is normal. GANG WEED help me fight for equality."
Dude #2:"How many layers of irony are you on?"
Dude #1:"Like maybe 5, or 6 right now. My dude."
Dude #2:"You are like a little baby. Watch this: Z U C C."

by SYLVER SECOND July 24, 2018

Weed Gremlin

A person that never talks to you or wants to hangout unless you have weed.

A: Don't tell him you have weed or he will come over and try to hit the bowl
B: Yeah you're right, he's such a weed gremlin

by 5 Blunts August 12, 2014