a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
Get the spank monkey manmug. by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023
Get the The White Man Did It In One Weekmug. An alter ego used for men with the name “Andy”. A Dee man is a classified reprobate who is likely to cause offence or carnage wherever he goes. A Dee man will likely appear from a mere muggles body, but only when either too much alcohol or Peruvian snow has been consumed. The said innocent human affected may not even know their inner Dee man has came out only until the morning after, however, the curse of the Dee man allows for categorically 0 remorse or regret to be felt. You can tell when a Dee-man has entered the room by his enormous stature, he will claim to be 6ft5 when in reality scrapes 5ft10. This will be accompanied by an accent that get ever increasingly hard to understand the more his inner Dee man grows. The only saving grace the menace to society brings is that he is equipped with an absolute monster of a cock, however unfortunate he never gets to use it.
by The Irish G.O.A.T November 23, 2021
Get the Dee Manmug. by Lord clem the thridst July 23, 2021
Get the Dodo manmug. by lovewithpeace November 7, 2021
Get the perfect manmug. A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.
Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.
Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.
1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana
2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man
2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man
by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018
Get the padlock manmug. by Dbon20 May 20, 2020
Get the No man’s landmug.