screwed with a capital FUCK

When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.

Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?

Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit

Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.

Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!

by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009

fucked up shop

When someone screws something up that should be relatively easy to do...the "shop" reference is for anyone that took "shop" class in school...all ya had to do was show up and hold a hammer for the whole class and you passed.

Wow Dutch really fucked up shop, when he made those changes to our fantasy baseball league...I guess thats what happens when you put a bald head in charge...

by JoeyPencils March 21, 2008

Fuck that Par 4

When you don't feel like doing something and are completly against it. When you dont like an idea but want to make a joke out of why you dont want to go somewhere or do something.

Do you guys feel like going to play some beer pong over in bristol?

No fuck that par 4

by Newbitch hillybilly bob August 17, 2008

fuck me shirt

Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.

Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.

by soopster December 9, 2008

Captain Fuck Yes

The guy who's always way too excited about everything.

Danson: "Hey Ted, do you have any cardboard boxes?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES!"

Danson: "Hey, do you want a Mountain Dew?"
Ted (Captain Fuck Yes): "FUCK YES! EXTREME!!!"

Danson: "Have you seen Ted? Captain Fuck Yes kicked down my door the other day, yelled, 'EXTREME' and ran away."

by Captain Hell No October 5, 2010

blue mini fuck

a terrifying vehicle usually seen prowling the streets of mt. lebanon either dumping landscaping scraps or transporting only the best looking gentlemen. the exact year is unknown for this legendary beast probably because nobody is brave enough to open the glove compartment... a change into high gear can be a bold move performed by the operator which achieves disturbingly high speeds and clears cars out of the way.
description of the "fuck"- powder blue toyota previa, moon roof, tinted rear windows, troll doll located on the dash.
WARNING this van is very dangerous and should be avoided at all cost, swiss bitties seem to be lured to its unique physique, but this could be their last ride.

it's blue... it's mini.... and its fuck.... its the blue mini fuck.

I saw the blue mini fuck coming down washington road, so i headed for the hills as fast as i could.

the blue mini fuck came thundering towards me in high gear and using both lanes when i was on the highway, so i pulled over and took cover for my own protection until it blew past at a horrifying speed.

by sav sex (the dream team) April 1, 2009

Are You Fucking High?

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013