Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

Did you even try?

To drone strike me? Drone strike me and anyone claiming to be me and let's see who survives! If it works on THEM and not ME... I mean, what else is there to say?

Hym "Did you even try? Should I leave my house first? I'm going to leave my house. I'm going to walk to the gas station I like 30 minutes. I'm going to show, all that. Drone strike every supposed Hym on the planet at the same time. I will be outdoors and their won't be any risk of collateral damage... Well, for me at least. OR! OR! Round us all up and have the AI select us for execution. That'll work."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!

Really. This ☝️ is all this is. You saying that back at me in response to everything I say.

An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"

Hym "I bet you wish you would have done the 'stop the weaponized schizophrenia from getting your kids murdered part.' Because I told you how to do that... You DIDN'T DO THAT... And now you are trying to do it without me and I just shouldn't have to be left out of it. I'm not to blame for that. You need to come here to me. You need to let me explain what is happening. You need to confirm the veracity of the claim I'm making. And then you need to stop siging off on it what it happens to people."

An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

West 7 Mile Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips

A Detroit-based Crip-affiliated street crew active around West 7 Mile, Evergreen, and Telegraph on the city’s Westside. Often associated with “ScoreGang” (SCRG), they’re known for territorial graffiti, tag wars, and various street-level activities. Their presence has been noted in local reporting, neighborhood accounts, and online references, including DetroitStreetGangs.com, community videos, and images circulating on Flickr, Alamy, and Google Street View. Residents link the crew to tagging, disputes over territory, and occasional robberies or joyriding in the 48219 area.

“The West 7 Mile Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips are a neighborhood crew rooted deep in Detroit’s Five Points.” — Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool December 9, 2025

You know even know what's happening

And even explaining it to you doesn't get it through to you.

Hym "You know even know what's happening. You want that. You're not ever going to have it. We're not doing a caste system. We are doing this. There isn't anything you can do about it. Anyone claiming there is, is lying to you to assuage your fears. There is no way of explaining it to you in a way that is going to change the dynamics of this interaction."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny)

The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction

Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983)

A lost horror movie (Rated PG) directed by Steve Miner exclusively released in Arkansas.

The Clown That Raped Everything (1983) was pulled form shelves after multiple parents found that it was unsuitable for MOST children after viewing the infamous "Slutty Pancakes!" scene.

by Longhorn Death December 29, 2025