Memory boner

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria
Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember

G: not sure friend

Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
by The fuz August 24, 2012
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boner monkey

A little puddle of semen that hangs off your erect penis
I forgot to use tissues while masturbating so I had a boner monkey
by OppaiSenpai January 02, 2017
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Weird Boner

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
by Wade Poole July 23, 2018
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Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
by kevro February 12, 2015
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Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.
"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."
by Dan_07 October 26, 2011
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Boner Brain

The phenomenon when a males mind becomes filled with extremely sexual thoughts when one has a boner. In other words a person thinks with their boner.
I had a serious case of boner brain in class and almost spunked my pants thinking of fucking Ms. Williams
by TadBitOfThad May 10, 2015
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stoke boner

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
by UncleEllesmere November 28, 2017
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