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Next mans willy

Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.
Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
by HakFather October 29, 2022
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WALLYDOODLE

When the kid asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom she said yes, but then she

said "just don't WALLYDOODLE...you have to finish your work."
by Iggybird1957 July 19, 2012
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free willy

zip and aaahh. that felt good. that was a wonderful free willy.
by smell urbum October 13, 2007
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Willy Wonka

1) When a guy takes a shit into a grils mouth and then she gives the guy a little foreskin peeling (blowjob).
1) MAn A: I knocked out some girl and gave her a willy wonka
MAn B: I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
by Morpheus Dejumba April 12, 2007
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

A shit so runny and big that it fills your pants and touches your willy.
That fart followed through so bad he now has Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in his pants.
by Punknot July 27, 2015
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where there's a willy there's a way

basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D
hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:

''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D
by toootyfruity May 10, 2009
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willy wonka

I was doing naked pull ups and she started blowing me, so i wrapped my legs around her head and gave her the willy wonka.
by jomo85 April 27, 2006
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