twitter

a bird

hey look at that twitter

by sam667 March 7, 2017

twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.

John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."

by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013

3am twitter

The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.

"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"

by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019

Twitter

One of the internet's weirdness places they also love to pull up old content of Youtuber like Shane dawson and also they spill tea alot

Have you seen Twitter it is blowing up with tea from jeffree star

by Maddy6666 July 4, 2020

Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

Twitter Payted

female equivalent of male blue balls.

That batch be Twitter payted

by Digging deep March 4, 2023