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Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.
Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!
Top Hat by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021
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A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They Seemingly are not satisfied until United are invincible and can never lose. They are seen criticizing the manager for the smallest things just to get him sacked. They are usually hoping Man Utd lose their games so they will sack someone they just don’t like. They will Cancel players for one bad game saying “ Oh yeah they are finished” Then compare others to them and the team
Oh man Top Reds are at it again even when we win it’s not enough for them we have to play like prime Barcelona or we are a championship team
Top Red by Plastics October 6, 2021

Top Shelf Dick 

Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."

Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"

Top of the food chain 

A hot girl or guy, really hot to hot. nothing compares. beautiful, gorgeous, smoking and so on.
Jeanna is top of the food chain! Damn she hot!
Top of the food chain by snippet August 12, 2009
Wanting someone to beat you up
He/She/They can top me any day!
top me by Teresa83 February 8, 2019
1. To breed with someone of African descent to assimilate some of their genes into one's progeny. Used with the assumption that this will result in desirable physical traits (full lips, curly hair, bronze skin) or African sterotypes (better rhythm, larger penis, better muscle-tone, sports ability).

Usually used by people with some existing negroid admixture.
Check out her nasty thin lips. She should top off on her 'groid.

My phenotype is pretty caucasoid, so if I marry a nice Aethiopid I can top off my blackness without getting maxxed-out features.

Top Off by RAS crew November 29, 2006