When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013
Get the Dick Syndromemug. A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.
by DeafMilk November 30, 2019
Get the mathematical dickmug. The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.
"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"
by oxcox December 17, 2011
Get the Ox Dickmug. by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010
Get the Dick Minichmug. When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019
Get the Sad Dickmug. by daddy oh November 15, 2016
Get the inverted dickmug. by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
Get the A hotdog dickmug.