saggy tits

when a womans or mans breast's appear to become large tubesocks filled with warm oatmeal.

My grandmother's vagina reeks of mustard and she has some of the worst saggy tits this side of the mississippi...you should bang her.

by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

Beer Tits

beer tits Those big bodacious knockers that are only completely visible after she has consumed mass quantities of malt beverages and has been coaxed into entering the Tuesday night wet t-shirt contest at the local bar.

OMG, would you look at the beer tits on contestant number three!
You have to vote for those Peter!

by monk-daddy July 24, 2008

Tits or GTFO

Lolwut, if your reading this, then TITS OR GTFO.

Woman:Hi
You:TITS:
Woman:Wut?
You:TITS OR GTFO
Woman:No tits for you.
You:THEN GTFO
Random Noob:lolwut

by i am awesome, call me kai June 11, 2009

Closet Tits

a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.

I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.

by evinrude115 June 1, 2009

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

ditz with tits

Any regular ditzy (moronic) girl/woman who believes the world revolves around them due to the size of their breasts. They often use the size of their funbags to get ahead in life, due to the fact that they don't have an actual brain to speak of.

"Dude, why the fuck are we letting her lead us around? She's a complete ditz!"

"She may be a ditz, but she's a ditz with tits, and you can't argue with that."

by Timmay D February 26, 2008

tummy tits

When a woman has fat rolls on her stomach that look more or less like tits.

That bitch totally has tummy tits!

by Cpuppy May 23, 2012