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Morales touch

moe·rall·ez t·uh·ch

When you are completing an action or winning/getting ahead in any situation and a person with the surname Morales completes the action, eradicating all feeling of being successful and self satisfaction/pleasure. Also gives flaccid vibes.
I almost got a solo kill in paintball but then Bustin and Pakob did the Morales touch and got a dirty melee kill.
by dasapollo September 13, 2021
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clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017
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touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.
1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!
by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011
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Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.
Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!
by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023
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I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.
1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.
by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
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Touch

To make sensual or sexual physical contact, oftentimes without consent; in other words, grope, fondle, or molest.
Jake: I'm going to touch you.
Mary: Not if I touch you first.
Emmanuel: I wanna get touched...
by TheSnekDen September 20, 2025
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