Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

Swamp Fart

When one farts and liquid poop comes our of your ass and down your legs

I swamp farted in Mrs.Sues class.

by War8ing June 1, 2022

swamp net

when your internet is extremely slow

"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"

by ninja420 September 8, 2023

swamp slug

1. A muck feeder

2. A devious, toothless, thieving, filthy, mooching, slut, who has been ran through by all the dirtiest people in the worst part of town. That will steal everything she can get away with even down to ur dirty underwear. After she smells them.

That girl jocelyn is such a swamp slug

by michael nitewood May 11, 2014

Swamp Troggy

A mix between the elusive ‘swamp donkey’ and the notorious ‘troggy’

“dude look at that hideous swamp troggy” — KS

by willd69420 March 9, 2019

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025

Swamp Gobbler

The sexual act of eating a consenting partner’s asshole when said asshole is moist from perspiration. Often occurs during or after a hot and humid round of golf.

Couldn’t crack 100 on the course today but I was able to convince the cart girl to give me a swamp gobbler at the turn, so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.

by lexicash August 11, 2024