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bottom bag surprises

the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home
by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009
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Scrambled Egg Surprise

(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 25, 2010
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barium enima surprise

During a barium enima procedure the patient can no longer hold the barium within theirselves and it explodes out of their anus and covers the xray technician in a wonderful surprise
The doctor threw up when his technician received an uncommonly high barium enima surprise in the face.
by sevenducksuited March 14, 2010
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prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.
The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!
by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013
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Baked potato surprise

When you cum in a baked potato and strangle your sister
by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019
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sock drawer surprise

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.
by Dub's May 12, 2016
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Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019
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