Walled Lake Central

A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes

Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years

Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central

A girl got fucked on the stairs at central

by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021

Across the lake

Across the vast stretch of the Atlantic ocean separating america and Europe.

"Let's take a boat across the lake"

by KVK789 August 18, 2024

Lake Ticklenaked

Lake Ticklenaked is a lake in Ryegate, Vermont . Yes you read that right. As in tickle and naked. Rumor is if you go for a swim while naked you’ll get a little tickle on your dickle.

George: “it’s called lake Ticklenaked?”
Bob: yep, rumor is, the lake monster there lurks just under the surface waiting for an unsuspecting dickle to tickle. So you better watch out.

George: “Oh Boy!!”

by Vrmntr1778 January 18, 2023

Nuttings lake

A lake in Billerica Massachusetts. About 90% of the people here are white supremacists. But 10% of them are badasses. They smoke hella weed and have easy access to juul pods from the Mobil gas station there. That 10% of nuttings lake hangs around with the pinehurst kids, and we all know how those kids are. Most of nuttings lake is kinda shitty, but the 10% are the chill kids.

Oh you’re from nuttings lake? You’re either a loser or a fuckin G.O.A.T

by jsf22 January 14, 2019

Copake Lake

A small lake in upstate New York, hindered only by its lack of attractive females.

Friend 1: hey, wanna go up to copake lake this weekend?

Friend 2: no thanks, it’s a sausage fest up there. Let’s go to candlewood instead.

by Jghjkghjktguu August 1, 2022

Mountain Lakes

snotty kids think they’re better than everyone else. most un-diverse school in the state besides Verona. they’re really sick because Boonton is better than them at sports in the past couple of years. And last school year a girl and two moms from Boonton got tackled during a football game @ ML vs. Boonton and no one heard the rest of the story. sucks to suck but that town isn’t great

Person 1: I’m from Mountain Lakes (and they stand strong like it’s cool)
Person 2: Okay and why should i care?

by imsupersmort October 13, 2019

avon lake steamer

When your very expensive French Bulldog takes a hot dump directly on your Roomba.

God damnit Kevin! Again with the Avon Lake Steamer??

by rjc1988 March 7, 2024