cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.

Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!

by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014

stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.

Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.

by Stunthog September 28, 2023

hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

Hog Ridaa

When you fuck a whore doggy style.

Dude I did a "Hog Ridaa" to that girl

by Koliv_ April 2, 2022

Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him

Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog

by Loxter November 28, 2014

Red hogs

A group of overweight, female rapist.

Stay away from that bar on Mainstreet, it's full of red hogs.

by Dubp September 8, 2021

bar hog

a bar-ed boar

turn that boar, into a bar

make it a bar hog

by Barack Hussein Obama January 14, 2019