Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

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Covid-🏴 ☠️

When pirates or sea thieves have been kept busy figuring out how to take advantage of the surge in cargo ships passing by their coastal lands to raid and rob them during the coronavirus pandemic.

Thanks to Covid-🏴 ☠️, Somali marauders have had a boon time attacking a number of ships this year in spite of the economic pains brought about by Covid-19 at home—they sell their loot to buy food to survive the pandemic crisis.

by Covido December 13, 2020

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Covid kim

A kim that ignores isolation to visit every shop or person she can to spread the love

I heard Covid kim’s been to bargain booze again I would avoid if I was you

by Mushers February 20, 2021

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Covidity

Noun. Stupidity associated with COVID-19.

Not wearing a mask is covidity!

by ShariSaxLady July 5, 2020

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Covid Cut

A way of sharing a joint. Filters are placed at both ends of a cigarette roller and weed is placed between them. After the joint is rolled, it is cut into half to make two mini joints called a "Covini"

Hey man I don't pass joints around anymore. I just use a covid cut to make two covinis to pass out to friends.

by maninvan December 27, 2020

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