Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

dirty clit

analogous to dirty dick, a female who has a previous sexual encounter, engaging in another sex act with someone else, without disclosing she hasn't washed in between.

when we were done, she ran home to her BF and gave him that dirty clit... she told me later he ate it!!!

by Mr. EcksEcks March 24, 2019

Clit

A myth

"Rub my clit"

"But it doesn't exist"

by Captain_Crust May 23, 2022

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017

Clit cap

To take those small thumb or pinkie condoms and place it over ones clit.so as to provide manual stimulation.

I did a clit cap yesterday at work . Obviously.i had to leave my clothes on
So by the time I got home I had 5 raging orgasms!

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021

Back clit

Tail bone

She asked for a massage so I moved from her shoulders down to her back clit before coitus

by Grimey3 July 9, 2023