Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.

Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)

Kitten Turtle by KitTurd June 19, 2023

Respect the Turtle 

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.

Respect the Turtle by Big Lex May 25, 2014

jab the turtle 

The best rapper on the planet as of now

I love jab the turtle

jab the turtle by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017

stoopid ninja turtle pussio 

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio

*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay

stoopid ninja turtle pussio by dionkdionkdionkdionkdionkdionk May 6, 2021

Drunken turtle 

A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.

WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.

My gf was so belligerent last night that I had to give her a drunken turtle.

Drunken turtle by Dan I am February 5, 2010

scared turtle 

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

scared turtle by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

Warm Turtle-Tank 

The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."

Warm Turtle-Tank by stonedcuddles March 20, 2017