beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

Beach day

a tradition of fucking on the beach

BEACH DAYYYYY

by anonymous111887665444 August 3, 2022

coconuts on sandy beaches

Boobs on salty bitches.

You should have seen the coconuts on that sandy beach. Do you like coconuts on sandy beaches?

by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018

pebbley beach

hannahhhh :D

youuuu pebbley beach ;)

by pebbleybeach October 24, 2008

Sagamore Beach

A village near the end of the canal home to the most concentrated areas of Crack Addicts (Weldon Park).

Dude, let's go to my hookup in Sagamore Beach he sells cheap!

by captainclusterfunk April 27, 2011

Normandy Beached

A term inspired by the historic Normandy beach landings of World War II.
Referring to the act of a large vessel or ship intentionally grounding itself on a piece of land, typically near a body of water, in a strategic or deliberate manner. This maneuver allows for easy unloading of cargo, passengers, or equipment, resembling the amphibious landings in Normandy but adaptable to various locations worldwide, such as urban environments like Venice or other coastal areas.

Man 1: I was chilling in Venice when I saw about a hundred levies land on the beach.

Man 2. They just got Normandy Beached.

Man

by Dalytical August 13, 2023

Don't Trash My Beach

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"

Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."

by Goddessamani March 13, 2019