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bottom bag surprises

the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home
by hardhitr3 August 12, 2009
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sock drawer surprise

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.
by Dub's May 12, 2016
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front fart surprise

When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.
by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023
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Surprise Ginger Bonus

An extra point awarded for each ginger child appearing in photographs submitted for a scavenger hunt.
Though they had finished last in the hunt itself, the Surprise Ginger Bonus propelled them to the top.
by Bonus_Collector June 18, 2010
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Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019
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jelly ball surprise

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator
Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again
by Skankkhunt42 April 28, 2021
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Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.
The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.
by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012
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