Spray Tan

When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.

"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"

"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"

by My Name Is Not This Handle April 5, 2022

Sprayzertion

The act of abandoning plans made in a group, either by cancelling the plans last minute or not responding. This act tends to be followed by making the same plans in another group and following through.

Demitri: Hey Nick, wanna play Golf with Your Friends together?

Nick: Sorry man, me and my other friends are playing together. We can play tomorrow or something.

Demitri: Thats exactly what you said yesterday! This is Sprayzertion! Where is your loyalty to us!

by Roxsas April 11, 2022

Sprayzertion

The act of abandoning plans made with a group, usually through cancelling the plan at the last minute or not responding to messages. This action is followed by person making the same plans with another group and following through.

Demitri: Hey Nick, can I join your Golf with Your Friends session?

Nick: Sorry Demitri, our session is already full. Maybe we can get one in next week?

Demitri: You said that yesterday and we never played! This is Sprayzertion! Where is your loyalty?

by Roxsas April 11, 2022

sorry siri

When your mobile phone gives you the wrong directions through a road or highway that is closed.

"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.

by juan phat kat April 12, 2022

spraybarry

A derogatory term used against stuck up suck ass students

“Okay mrs spraybarry jr, go take away someone’s phone while ur at it”

by Ur mom.com8769420 May 1, 2022

spraypain.t

Clever word play combining the words spray paint and pain to imply the act of spray pain.

I wish I could spraypain.t my feelings onto someone else.

by Max man 420 May 4, 2022

Sorry

A new type of way to say story. Also when autocorrect corrects you.

There was this sorry but I forgot what it was about.

by ILoveWhyDon’tWe June 5, 2022