soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

butta soft

adjective. Velvety, softness, warm and comforting, silky feeling, smooth to the touch. Like freshly coco buttered skin, or when something feels so soft that you could almost melt into it.

When bae shaves her legs and na na they feel butta soft.

by Mastamind202 December 2, 2017

soft number

A slang term for an easy job.

- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!

by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022

Soft-Core violence

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)

Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face

by anonymous January 1, 2022

Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.

I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!

by Nidorak March 7, 2018