What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 10, 2010

smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..

by francie345 January 9, 2008

dayquan smith

The most amazing person in the world, he is sexy, cute, likes to hike on people, makes you laugh ! adorable, a freak, and i love him

i love me some dayquan smith yo

by tinktink January 23, 2014

Justin Wayne Smith

The boy I will someday marry. He is my Peter Pan, my rock, my love. The only person I need. He is the sweetest-kindest heart you will ever meet. He has a tendency to be hard on himself (but we are working through that). He is super smart, and will someday be the greatest neurosurgeon around.

Justin Wayne Smith, will you marry me?

by Spurlock Holmes October 30, 2013

dorothy smith

Dorothy Smith is a really hot girl from Canada on FaceBook who adds random people. She's a model and posts hot ass pictures regularly. She is on FaceBook as a person, not a page. She might message you. I have heard someone say she asked for credit card number, but besides that she has really hot pictures.

I hope you like meeting new people. I'm Dorothy Smith.

by Villain King November 5, 2013

Will Smith Turnt

when you are so turnt, that you are convinced that you indeed are the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, himself.

The Jawn Squad was so buzzed off that nicotine high, that they finally were able to experience being Will Smith Turnt . Jordan even broke out into themesong as the rest of them were breakdancing.

by bturnt February 10, 2015

The Taine Smith

The Taine Smith is when you grab a sheep by the torso and vigorously fuck the animal until your dick is burned from carpet burn. Tools such as Velcro gloves are used in the act.

Whoa Did u see that kiwi doing "the taine Smith" dammm that looks really good.

by 123d00rgiveaway June 6, 2015