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light skinned girl

a black girl who is either mixed or just naturally has ligher skin than most black people.

Light skinned girls, because of their high desirability, often talk to many guys at once flirting and leading all of them on without ever actual putting out. Light skinned girls are also extremely bad at answering phone calls, responding to text messages, or following through with plans. Another trait of a light skinned girl is a constantly vibrating phone from the constant stream of messages, tweets, likes, shares, follows, retweets, and favorited pictures. Conversation with light skinned girls is almost impossible without perfect timing, words must be interjected into their busy schedule of posing for selfies, taking selfies, posting selfies, and giving their selfies tags like "#TeamLightSkin, #NoFilter, #SoUgly, #DontHate, #JustWokeUP, #WishIWasPretty"
Light skinned girls will cause you to lose other potential women by causing you to focus all your efforts into fucking them until realize you're never hitting that.
Tom: What the fuck! I almost got fired the other day for having my phone vibrate in my pocket and Becky's over their texting in front of the manager
Randy: Duh, Becky's a light skinned girl

Travis: Dude i can't believe Shanelle stood me up last night
Mike: Shanelle the light skinned girl?
Travis: yeah!
Mike: Well what'd you expect thats what they do

Kyle: i cant believe i got Shawnna's number
Mark: Yeah i got it 6 months ago...
Kyle: Oh gross i dont want your sloppy seconds!!
Mark: chill bro, she's a light skinned girl. she played like we were gonna fuck for months....i never even made out with her
by HEARTLESSTHEMONSTER December 21, 2013
mugGet the light skinned girlmug.

skin heads on a raft

yo bitch , get your fatass into the kitchen and throw some skin heads on a raft
by dr best firends nigga May 4, 2006
mugGet the skin heads on a raftmug.

Fuck her skins

The act of of having sex with a woman without a condom aka bareback
"Dude i wanna get with Meghan so bad tonight"
"Go for it man fuck her skins!"
by Dude Thats Savage November 30, 2010
mugGet the Fuck her skinsmug.

Gimme some skin

Bro 1: Wallahi fam is mans tryna gimme some skin

Bro 2: Sure fam

*high fives*
by shortfusd July 31, 2023
mugGet the Gimme some skinmug.

Skin Texture Pack

When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.
Dude, that Emo chick just added a skin texture pack
by Depressed77 November 12, 2021
mugGet the Skin Texture Packmug.

Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.
Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.
by Creamyshart October 14, 2018
mugGet the Pulling the pork skinmug.

Patriotic Skin Cancer

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)
Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
by Pwink June 10, 2020
mugGet the Patriotic Skin Cancermug.

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