Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp
All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)
by digo_bone October 18, 2019
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Simps

Horny retards that I'm obsessed with making fun of
Simps are fucking retards
by I eat poop 69 January 20, 2022
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Anime Simp

Someone who simps for anime characters (often female ones). They seem happy on the outside but in the inside they're depressed
"I enjoy my life"
"we know you don't cos you're an anime simp"
by SpidrDUCK666 May 04, 2021
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Hanako-simp

they are one of the best people in the world
by Nene yashiro♥️ April 04, 2021
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No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.
Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.
by tastypetrol September 02, 2020
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Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.
Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."
by bruhmoment6969 March 21, 2020
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Reverse Simp

A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.
Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?

Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!

Guy: Shit!
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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