self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011

Self-isolation

A thing for cowards

Your in self-isolation so your a coward

by Not a coward101 March 21, 2020

Self-Injury

A sign of demonic possession.

Seriously messed up shit.

by free your soul March 10, 2005

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

note to self

when you say "note to self" it is an internal reminder to do something

After seeing Jane trip over the bucket, Mike said "note to self, clean up the house next time company is over"

by YellowJ July 9, 2004

Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

by qpkarl September 23, 2020

LeRae Self

I Think She Thinks She Is Cool But In All Actuallity.....SHE IS!

LeRae Is Like The Coolest!

by Who Knows May 10, 2004