self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith June 13, 2011

Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

by hillbillybiskit July 13, 2008

Self-Injury

A sign of demonic possession.

Seriously messed up shit.

by free your soul March 11, 2005

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

note to self

when you say "note to self" it is an internal reminder to do something

After seeing Jane trip over the bucket, Mike said "note to self, clean up the house next time company is over"

by YellowJ July 09, 2004

LeRae Self

I Think She Thinks She Is Cool But In All Actuallity.....SHE IS!

LeRae Is Like The Coolest!

by Who Knows May 11, 2004

Self Lovins

Self Lovings mean to Masterbate.. as in.. touch ur own damn self, no help 4rm others... (movies, internet & magazines ok lol.) & get ur self off...

"Austina went in to the shower, turned the shower head on to jet mode, closed her eyes, & gave her self sum self lovins.. "

by Rockie87 March 31, 2008