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Ryan Puri

dumb witted little cnt. cant decide on a girl, keeps telling them he likes them, and keeps getting rejected and changing who he likes every other day. he'd rather study english then play csgo 3 days before the exam. overall 1 star.
Person 1 : Ryan Puri is in love again...
Person 2: who's it this time?
Person 1: your momma
Person 2: *not even surprised*
by yolo911 September 15, 2022
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Ryan Beer

Ryan beer has a large cock! He is attracted to sexy women! Ryan is tall, funny, attractive, sexy and athletic. Ryan beer is one sexy mother fucker
Is that Ryan beer he’s super hot and has a big cock
by Ryguy March 3, 2019
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Ryan B

That kid who nobody gets his name right the first time. He always gets asked if his name is Bryan when he says it's Ryan, just to make sure, and is often mistaken with other Ryan's, such as Ryan C, Ryan D, Ryan E, Ryan G, Ryan P, and Ryan Z
Ryan B: My name's Ryan.
Everyone: Bryan?
Ryan B: Ryan
Everyone: You sure?????
by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021
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Ryan Riddiford

He's a sly lad who wants to slip his hairy pepperoni up Sean Raymond Lamberts choccy hole mmm yes mom
Ryan Riddiford wants to explore Sean's Didgeridungeon with his Hairy Pepperoni, mama pls no smack me yaya
by I_Want-To+Sex=Sean@toot October 5, 2018
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Real Ryan

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.

Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011
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Pulling a ryan

Participitating in an act of homosexually, commonly used in Sydney, North Shore area
Walter: Hey did you see Aman last night

Tristan: Nah he was pulling a Ryan
by LittleKidLover888 July 23, 2019
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Ryan Waffle

A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.
Jade deserves better than a Ryan Waffle.
by The Mike K November 13, 2020
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