Pulling a Keith

Eating ass and immediately chasing it down with a beer.

“Bro I’m thinking about Pulling a Keith on redacted tomorrow night.”

by seawvsh May 18, 2020

Pulled a Ferris

Answering the phone in fashion that would lead the caller to believe one is exteremly sick or exhuasted. Rooted from when Ferris answers the phone call from his father, and must convince him he is in fact sick enough to have the day off.

Leigh really didn't want to talk to Rachael, so when she called, Leigh pulled a Ferris on her, and Rachael was convinced she was dying.

by Smileynjmd December 23, 2007

Pulling A Brayden

Responding to a long paragraph of text with a simple short response like "okay" or "ya", so frequently that you can't even tell if they're listening.

"I can't believe she was playing me! I hate myself, I hate my life, I wanna end myself. Just let me die!"

"Ok 👍"

"Are you even listening? I'm pouring my heart out to you, and you're gonna be pulling a Brayden?"

"Ok 👍"

"That's it. I'm killing myself right now."

"Ya"

by JustARandomInsignificantGuy April 26, 2022

Pulling a jojo

1.Hanging up on someone as soon as they answer
2. Not answering someone's texts or calls

1.
Man:hello?
Woman:*pulls a Jojo*
Man: fuck! She pulled a Jojo
2. Man1:have u heard from Mary lately?
Man2: no
Man1: she's pulling a jojo

by Minchia Schmidt July 22, 2014

Pull a wade

Pull a wade or pulling a wade is where you are weird and that makes you a wade.

Hey guys let's play fortnite-jorge
That's weird and im wade-noel

I like green-jeff
Careful you'll pull a wade-tylor

by TopCharlotte August 23, 2022

Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker August 26, 2016

Pulling a Branson

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it

Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6

by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020