Poo Manchu

A fecal moustache, applied with the penis or finger following anal coitus, resembling the Fu Manchu moustache of Sino-origin

Dude, I gave that bitch a poo manchu last night.

by Harold P. Whitcomb June 22, 2008

wees and poos

The Hawthorn AFL Football Club - because of their yellow (wee) and brown (poo) stripes

The Blues sure gave the wees and poos a good thumping last week

by T--Mac August 14, 2014

poo-mergency

poo·mer·gen·cy

n. pl. poo·mer·gen·cies

* A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate bathroom action.
* A condition of urgent need for bathroom action or assistance
* In plain english, when you have to drop the deuce so bad that you have to stop what you are doing to find the nearest bathroom…immediately

While shopping in Barcelona, Vanessa experienced such a severe poo-mergency that she dropped the shirt she was about to buy and immediately ran out of the store and down the street clenching her cheeks(with her hands) without leaving time to explain to anyone where she was going.

by lindsey greer September 25, 2006

Poo Crisp

A peice of poo that is delightfully crispy.

"Hey Tom!, come look at this poo crisp that's stuck in my ass hair!", "Woah Brian, that sure is crispy!"

by Ricky Denim December 21, 2008

Poo Closet

A so-called 1/2bath that contains nothing more than a toilet and a sink so close together that they could be used at the same time and a single bulb light so you can tell which is which. As if it matters.

Hey, Garcon!
I gotta lay some cable.
You got a poo closet in this fuckatorium?

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

poo and wee

When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"

I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.

by damnitktmann November 12, 2006

Poo Pushing

To push ones poo back up inside ones anus by the insertion of another mans Penis

This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?

"ohh god im suffering from constipation again!"

"Well you better stop Poo Pushing then, you Queen"

by TFCL-Tom January 27, 2009