Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

by 6dia6hal6 July 1, 2011

poo punch

This is when one shits on their fist,then proceeds to rock the jaw of the unsuspecting civilian on the street.

"Martin was taking a gentle stroll through the park and a homeless man appeared from a bush and savagely poo punched Martin... he never recovered."

by Dr Fatbags March 29, 2015

Poo Manchu

A fecal moustache, applied with the penis or finger following anal coitus, resembling the Fu Manchu moustache of Sino-origin

Dude, I gave that bitch a poo manchu last night.

by Harold P. Whitcomb June 22, 2008

Poo Crisp

A peice of poo that is delightfully crispy.

"Hey Tom!, come look at this poo crisp that's stuck in my ass hair!", "Woah Brian, that sure is crispy!"

by Ricky Denim December 21, 2008

wees and poos

The Hawthorn AFL Football Club - because of their yellow (wee) and brown (poo) stripes

The Blues sure gave the wees and poos a good thumping last week

by T--Mac August 14, 2014

poo and wee

When you need the toilet and you do both.. at the same time!

Another definition is a random phrase circulating my school- "Poo and wee- willy and bum"

I need the toilet real bad! I need to go poo and wee.

by damnitktmann November 12, 2006

meanie poo

What little kids call us when we're not nice to them

Donald Trump is such a meanie poo!

by frabrizio August 4, 2017