Pissing around

A day of relaxation interrupted by frequent bouts of binge drinking, pub crawling, increasing visits to the toilet, punctuated by casual screams and groans, ending up sleeping on the floor nexT to the bed snoring and fully clothed.

Leta go pissing around this weekend for a change?

Yes i need that relaxation

by JAJBP July 8, 2017

Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).

Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.

by The Crawling King Snake March 18, 2014

Horror Piss

The absolute utter horror a person experiences when they are at school and for whatever reason they piss their pants. This phenomena usually occurs after a laughing spell or some sort of frightful event that startles the pisser. Usually this person is somewhat of a pussy for the fact that he cannot hold in his pee for the next hall break. The horror piss is followed by a long trip to the bathroom in which the pisser desperately tries to get the extremely embarrassing stain out of his pants but wiping down with paper towels or placing crotch under hand dryer. If somewhat is spotted while horror piss stain is intact, their social life is ruined.

Harry: "Yo man did you see that chick, she musta had a bad horror piss"

Trent: "Ya im never talking to that girl again!"

by Tritonofvenus May 23, 2010

Piss Chills

The sudden and short chilling feeling that you often get when you are peeing.

Dude when I was in the bathroom i got one of the biggest piss chills ever.

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

Hulk Piss

The bright green byproduct of vomiting up a stomach full of Blue Rasberry NO-Xplode into a toilet bowl full of fluorescent yellow Animal Pak urine.

I burped up my two scoops of NO-Xplode while I was taking a leak at Gold's Gym the other day and splashed hulk piss all over the bathroom floor.

by Tony Muscoli September 9, 2013

Speed Pissing

Making ladies hurry up in the toilet. Making a deal, to excite the quewe to go faster.

in the line at a festival "come on girls lets play speed pissing, u have 5 minutes or the cubical is going over".

Harder to play in a pub, you can only rely on getting the quewe excited...

by Private Joy May 23, 2007

Piss Teeth

Piss Teeth, or medically known as Mucturition Maxillaryosis, is a chronic teeth and gum disorder that establishes a yellow "piss" tint on your teeth. This disease is caused by excessive urination in your glossopharyngeal (mouth). There is no known treatment for this disorder. Scientists from top German research labs have trialed many dental alternatives to deter the piss like colour on teeth and gums. New research has proven Listerine Mouthwash ineffective in all areas of the buccal cavity.

Friend: "I have been diagnosed with severe Piss Teeth Disorder"
Other friend: "You are a survivor of this rare disorder share your story my friend!"

by Mootywhole June 20, 2016