Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.

The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.

by thebartschside September 30, 2011

pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.

Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!

by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.

Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.

by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014