Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).

Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!

by teachmrj June 21, 2019

Milk Beetle

Them who have the skin color of white.

Look at that milk beetle over there, shaking her arms.

by Hairy Milk Beetle February 27, 2021

milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.

Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

by milkcollegealumn August 10, 2017

pepe milk

Used as an alternative to semen or Cumm

"This made my Pepe milk spill

by Hey beter April 02, 2017

Clit milk

The art of squirting a white substance out of your vagina as opposed to your tits.

Hey Jon, my nipples are drying up, can you get some Clit Milk from my vagina

by Lactatedisdick September 15, 2015

The milk man

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

by DirtyDalton October 09, 2021

mutated milk

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

by sniper nate October 27, 2020