Oliver

Identifies as sigma male and has a controversial opinion on everything

Oh look it’s Oliver, what a sigma male

by Willpick3001 April 1, 2021

Oliver munday

A incredible friend who will always be by your side. He is the most loyal person that you will know. He is really easy to talk to and will set you up with any girl

I wish I was Oliver

I loved spending time with Oliver munday he is the best person ever.

by Anaonymus October 1, 2020

Oliver

Best person you will ever meet they are the sweetest person they’ll make you laugh even when it’s an inappropriate timing they are insanely funny and sort of a jerk

You: my hamster bit me
Ollie: did you hear about the hamster bite fever thing?
You: omg Oliver shut up

by Verygayrat August 13, 2020

Oliver

An amazingly handsome man with a heart of gold. A person who may not see himself through the eyes of others, but to many, and to one, he's perfect. This man would sacrifice a great deal to help the people he loves, and will always be there in a heartbeat if they needed him. Someone who is the most beloved person anyone could come across. He's dearly loved although he may not know or feel this. As soon as one meets him, they would immediately realise he's very special, and is a person who will eternally be there to carry them through the good and hard times. A person who is an angelic being with the most gorgeous features, with stunning eyes to capture his strong and kind heart; perfectly sculptured physique; and someone who's charming, caring, big hearted, sweet, considerate, understanding, supportive, loving and the list just goes on. His smile brightens everyone's day, especially mine. Anyone who knows this gentleman is a lucky, lucky person and they should never take advantage of his kind and caring personality. He's someone who is so wonderful in every way and it's impossible to find another man like him.

Oliver is sexiest fucking man alive

by Bussin April 20, 2021

oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck

oliver is so fineee

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

Jamie Olivering

An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.

I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?

Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen.

MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013

my oliver

oliver is my favourite boy i’ve ever met and i’m going to marry him. he’s the best human being ever and is so caring and funny and so fucking yummy and he’s so selfless and passionate about things he loves and i love listening to him talk. i fall asleep on the phone to him every night and he is my comfort person, he is so beautiful and i just love him so much i’m so in love with him i can’t help it he’s the best ever ever ever and i want to look after him and be with him forever and not let anything hurt him and just listen to every single thing about him. he doesn’t think he’s a good person but he really is the best and i just wanna kiss him all over and hug him and look after him and kiss his willy too.

Weirdo : “Who is that?????”
lex : “that’s my ollie, go near him and i’ll kill you he’s mine mine mine mine he’s my oliver.”

by iloveollieparker November 19, 2023