October 31

October 31, "Kids annoy you for candy day", on this day, a bunch of annoying fucking kids in their ugly ass costumes, knock on your door all night just to annoy you. Some of these shits even steal more than you give them.

Obama: hey bro wanna go annoy some adults for diabetes??!?! :XDDDD

osama: oh yes oh yes lets go lets go, it's October 31st after all hehaeeajehajeh.

by SausageSlapper October 25, 2019

October 69

October 69th is the national crap on your neighbors bed day.

“Dude! Why is there a turd on me bed?!”

“Oh don’t worry man, it’s October 69th

by Uh oh, there’s a stinky on me October 15, 2019

October 9

People born on this day have up to a 10 inch cock. Minimum 8.

“Damn this bitch born on October 9 at 2:32 am in St. Luke’s hospital in Tempe, Arizona, he must have a 10 inch cock minimum 8.”

by Strickays September 21, 2020

It’s October 32nd

The day after Halloween, used to avoid NNN (No Nut November)

It isn’t November 1st, it’s October 32nd

by DylanieUWU November 2, 2019

Brown October

Similar to the infamous Russian stealth submarine "Red October," the Brown October is a shitmarine dump that immediately disappears once in the water. The Brown October is loyal to no one and has its own mission and agenda.

Brian had been on a steady diet of steak and potatoes and his lower intestines had been busy creating a undercover special ops project. Brian had become constipated having not taking a shit in nearly 5 days, so he decided to drink some prune juice to get things flowing. His lower intestines released a Brown October into the toilet bowl and the shitmarine immediately disappeared to a depth of 2 fathoms to avoid being spotted.

by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014

October 29

October 29th is tell your girlfriend how much you love her day. Send your girlfriend a long paragraph about how much you love her

Hey It’s October 29th I better text my girlfriend a paragraph about how much I lover her :))

by It’s.ur.daddyo October 29, 2019

October 23

National throw the smallest friends you have day!!! Where you throw the smallest person you see.

Me: Hey friend I’m going to throw you cause it’s national throw the smallest person you see
Them: ok

October 23 is the day where you throw the smallest person you see throughout your day
-Reid

by Reid_Edwards October 22, 2019