bed then behead

Smash and Dash- French Revolution style

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.

by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010

breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.

She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed

by kcdawg May 7, 2016

Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.

*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.

by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024

dude i fucked that girl in the bed

you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol

help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes

by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

by BarryCat June 3, 2024

Frog bed

a bed specifically used for fucking

Guy 1: Yo, you hear that Emily fucked that one black guy on the frog bed?
Guy 2: Oh word?

by what12345678 January 13, 2020

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021