Sticky Pants

The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.

Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.

by Some gay faggot March 15, 2010

nascar pants

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.

I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.

by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009

tweak pants

grey pants, capri in nature, often burlap or twill or dark denim. Worn by tennis players to night haunts of sophistication. Usually accompanies drinking of Michelob Ultra or doing meth

Hi, I have turrets, but you are wearing tweak pants

by Umoja January 16, 2008

Pant call

An awkward call to a one night stand to ask for your pants back.

I had to make a pant call to that slut Julia.

by Sean Doyle January 13, 2008

pant farmer

A person that grows and reaps underwear.

You're a pant farmer thats what you are.

by Ben from ramsgate May 15, 2006

Oh pants!

An exclaimation when scared or excited about something. An alternate to Oh My God.

Oh pants!! You moved to Croasia!?!
There is a new guy at school and Oh Pants hes hot!!

by Loo. April 20, 2009

cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

by scodder May 9, 2010