national trinity day

The day were you treat your friend or family member Trinity like a princess for the day. She deserves it.

It’s national trinity day we better treat her

by Tbird May 25, 2018

National single day

When you are alone and single and a loveless person on April 13

Happy national single day

by Alone13 April 11, 2019

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

national holly day

celebrated the 4th of every month

happy national holly day

by taylorswiftsdiscordkitten October 4, 2021

national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017

National Rickroll Day

July 28 2021 is the rickroll day, it hit 1 bil views, a historical moment on the internet

July 28 2021 is a very historic day. Why? It's The National Rickroll Day because Never Gonna Give You Up hit 1 bil views.

by braindamagedperson July 28, 2021

national converse day

September 22- The day where you must where your chuck taylors. Like seriously. Don’t be Basic

Lilah- Kyla! Your not wearing converse. Your a basic Bich
Kyla- uh ok why would I wear converse?
Lilah- It’s National Converse Day-September 22.

by Redpants_3 October 24, 2019