Swigot's Nap

When you fall asleep when the sun is out, and wake up and the sun is still out regardless of what time it is.

Huh I woke up from my Swigot's Nap and I feel so awake!

by LogikalThinking April 14, 2019

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Good nap

When it's past midnight and you say goodnight but when it's really morning , so you end up saying Good nap.

Texting after midnight

Friend 1 : alright goodnight.
Friend 2: alright goodnight, or should I say good morning.
Friend 1: yeah you're right it's morning but it feels weird .
Friend 2: in that case "Good nap".

by Potatowarrior7 August 30, 2023

Naps Man

BULLAMAN!, all ah fucken dem is bullaman

"Yuh getting on like ah Naps Man, gosh boy, doh come round me"

by I hate skl November 21, 2023

NAP

No. Anal. Please

On your dating profile, all you gotta say is NAP.

#NAP because that sh*t hurts
Do I look like a nappy girl? (If one is down with it)

by Foody Kroger July 2, 2019

Lash Nap

When someone is so tired but they can’t keep their eyes closed they have a male ejaculate onto their closed eyelashes to help keep them closed to increase the likelihood of sleeping.

Tawny said, “I’m so freaking tried but I can’t sleep, I could really use a lash nap right now”.

by NeckRowFeelYa May 27, 2022