Caps lock warrior

A person who is determined to troll you intentionally or not by spelling in ALL CAPS.

Troll: HEY SMOSH CAN YOU GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUT!?!?!?

Sensible Person: Looks like we found a CAPS LOCK WARRIOR!

by Thick'ems February 26, 2014

Polar Ice Cap

The act of ejaculating on your lovers face whilst they sleep when temperatures outside have dropped below freezing. Then opening the window allowing the semen to freeze overnight and taking a picture in the morning as they wake.

Holli was annoyed at having to blow dry the Polar Ice Cap off her face before getting ready for work.

by BagSlayer September 23, 2016

Snow-Capped Mountains

Cum covered tits/boobs/nipples

if you cum on a girl's tits, you are "snow-capping" her "mountains"

by MGBIZZLE October 14, 2004

Swedish Night Cap

The act of a male with a large cock who while fucking a chick doggy style, blows his wad into his magnum condom, then takes it off and pulls it over her head.

Man that bitch wouldn't quit moaning so I gave her a Swedish Night Cap, that shut her up!

by Brown Squared January 06, 2010

Straight Capping

100% sincere and truthful.

Straight Capping homie that was some tight cooch.

by DancingPot August 08, 2019

Cap my cig

moistening the end of a cigarette and then lightly rubbing it into the residue from a cd that was recently used to make lines of coke so you could rail it.

"Cary cap my cig for me.."

by hollywoodpanic May 01, 2006

Polar Ass Caps

Freeze an entire tray of Semen, stuff the ice cubes up your partners' ass and lick their rectum until each ice cube melts.

Bob's ass is still frost bitten from Steven taking him to the Polar Ass Caps.

by TOO INTELLEGENT January 25, 2018