whale-moose

A huge, stinky, whiney retched chick who looks like a moose that swallowed a whale.

I was drunk when I hooked up with my whale-moose of a wife.

by nemisis7 May 10, 2006

Bull moose

A male that is attractive to females named Taylor.

Taylor: I lllloooovvvveee the bull moose!
Sam: Right...
Taylor: He is!
Sam: Well, he does have a six pack, but naa.

by Salis Lifnap February 6, 2008

Moose Piss

Slang for Canadian brewery Mooshead's beer. Derived from the foul and overbearing taste of most Moosehead products.

Man are you drinking Moose Piss tonight? Gross!

by rockapoc July 11, 2009

moose muncher

Girl who eats alot or looks like they eat alot. A very scary or fat bitch!

Jen:im so hungry i could eat a horse.

Ben:you problably could you moose muncher!

by ACE_of_staplez April 24, 2008

moose knuckle

Camel toe's ugly sister.

OMG! Look at that big,fat ugly moose knuckle!

by mdm_stellar October 12, 2008

moose juice

A Beverage originating in Anchorage, AL consisting of 2/3 moose brand ale and 1/3 rubbing alcohol

Ice fishing was alot better last night with the moose juice

by Anthony McQueen January 1, 2006

moose knuckle

The cameltoe's very large cousin

"damn that girl has a huge cameltoe" no its a moose knuckle

by trever Stansell February 28, 2008