Michael Jackson

1. The King of Music

2. The Greatest Entertainer Ever Lived

3. Icon of the Century

4. A National Hero

We miss you, Michael Jackson!

by johnson011 July 7, 2009

Michael

Way too perfect. Knows what to say at the right time. An Incredible singer and has a voice as smooth as chocolate. His laugh is goals, and so are his selfies. He's that guy you would meet in the store, take your friend\sibling to the side and whisper "Holy f*ck, he's hot"

What did I deserve to have someone like Michael?

by Kewl af February 19, 2017

Michael Stipe

Vocalist for the alternative rock band R.E.M.

His cryptic vocals helped define the band's sound.

He has a very quirky personality.

Michael Stipe has sex with men and women, but refuses to admit that he is gay or bisexual.

by Peppeche January 14, 2008

Michy

A person who is defined by their crazy-ass dance moves, melodic singing abilities and esteemed scholarly knowledge in the biological process of Meiosis.

Word History: Biblical times, from the name Moses: One who seperates water.

Quoted from the word according to Lazarus: 'And the Lord said: Those who deny that Michy did indeed not see a UFO and do not believe her shall never be met with one of the greatest people the world has to offer.'

by The Resurrected One. April 16, 2008

Michelob Ultra

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.

by Beerman September 22, 2003

Michael

Michael is a male, probably. If he ever lives, he will most certainly die from it. He breathes, laughs and sings (not always well). Michael has been told that in this big wide earth he is almost entirely insignificant. However, he can't help but feel important in the context of his own life. Michael is a person.

Hi, my name is Michael.

by ThnkUVryMch01 May 24, 2014

Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.

"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."

by formerfatboys February 9, 2009